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So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

swanypants:

xD

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

ray strikes again

coolranchdevitos:

ok but imagine

you’re sitting in the audience of a lets play panel at a con

it’s about to start and the let’s players are seating themselves

there’s game grumps, markiplier, tobuscus, and an unfamiliar face

as they’re settling in and checking their mics, the man nobody recognizes says

"what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal"

the entire audience shits their collective pants

the panel ends immediately

there are no survivors

dannerzz:

okay josh

callino-fucking-way:

jacobtheloofah:

i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things

it’ll be called por qué pig

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

everythingroosterteeth:

takshammy:

FREE EDGAR 2013

EDGAR IS IN THE HOLE TO PROTECT YOU PUT HIM THE FUCK BACK

everythingroosterteeth:

takshammy:

FREE EDGAR 2013

EDGAR IS IN THE HOLE TO PROTECT YOU PUT HIM THE FUCK BACK