He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.
ray strikes again
ok but imagine
you’re sitting in the audience of a lets play panel at a con
it’s about to start and the let’s players are seating themselves
there’s game grumps, markiplier, tobuscus, and an unfamiliar face
as they’re settling in and checking their mics, the man nobody recognizes says
"what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal"
the entire audience shits their collective pants
the panel ends immediately
there are no survivors
i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things
it’ll be called por qué pig
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
don’t ever let this die